June 10th 2011
NodeJS is the hot new girl on the block. You’ve flirted a few times at meetups, and you think you could probably get a date with her if you asked. However, you still have doubts. She’s smart, but sometimes it feels like her Inception-esque nested callback conversation is out of your league. Maybe you’d be better off getting back together with Rails. You find yourself missing her concise, imperative style during tedious stretches of smalltalk on dates with other programming languages. She was nice, and she loved you.
You tell yourself, “No, she was nice, but limited.” You remind yourself that you put yourself back in the web development market for a reason. But you worry that your years of blissful content with Rails have dulled your ability to satisfy new frameworks.
Well, fear not. She’s easy. I don’t even mean that in a pejorative sense, she’s easy in a way that will make you feel good about yourself. What’s that? Too much information, but you want to hear how we got together anyway? Well, alright.
I started MultiplayerSet with the intention of making a realtime game that my non-savvy friends could play with nothing more than a browser. I thought about how I might do this. Canonical options for realtime behavior in a browser were limited. You could do something with Juggernaut and Rails, but, ugh. Flash on every page? But what about the server side? How do you architect that? A controller action for every game action? But actions have context, game state, oh no am I going to have to make a model just to represent the state of every game oh god session management I already have a day job.
Doing it Right (the Wrong Way)
Some people are just not going to get it. They’ll point at how disorganized Node is, and ask why you didn’t go for the more classy Erlang or at least stay with the more successful Rails. What they’re missing is that Node doesn’t care that you don’t know what you doing. Node is always ready to party.
There’s no configuration, no convention. Sure, you can have those things if you want them, but Node doesn’t care. She’ll let you go from zero to highly performant (if somewhat kludgy) web service in a tiny amount of code. Writing a game? Sure, you could set up a structured RPC framework, or you could just say fuck it, drop in some websocket support and hit the ground running. Giant switch statement in a master method that runs on your server? Rubyists cringe, but if you’re smart you understand that all that fancy routing is just so you can pretend you won’t have to do some regexes later. Just do it. Node gets that you are a programming motherfucker.
Picking Node means understanding that the value of a framework is the difference between the time savings of its useful abstractions and the tedium of its useless ones. Picking Node means understanding that for the intersection of certain classes of problems and the majority of web frameworks that value is actually negative. Node doesn’t have any baggage and she expects that you leave yours behind, too.
Alright, I can see you have some reservations about the relationship working out long term. You raise excellent points about commonJS pain, callback hell, and having to reinvent various wheels. You point to Rails and her higly streamlined experience when coding a certain class of project. I say yes, you have a point. Doing a lot of things you might do in a couple lines in Rails can be aggravating in Node. She’s not very refined, and you have to explain things to her in a very specific way, and this can be frustrating.
But you know the truth, right? You can see the writing on the wall. The web is getting more complicated. The hard things that need doing at scale aren’t just serving web pages and responding to REST requests anymore. The hard problems are now dealing with a huge amount of varied data, different levels of cache liveness, and varying levels of acceptable asynchronicity. If you subscribe to convention over configuration, that means having a canonical answer to everything. That means the default system needs to be able to do anything. That means that the people who make Rails are going to have to work pretty hard.
There’s another way, though. Fuck the framework, go for the lingua franca and ensure that it works, fast. Ensure that if you need a specific tool you can get it in a hurry. Develop on a platform you know can comfortably handle everything. Make sure nothing’s hidden behind the magic veil of abstraction and that you get to pick what gets done fast and what gets done slow.
Sure, you won’t have fancy syntactic sugar. Sure, Node’s no ballroom dancer. But she works everywhere, and she doesn’t care. Just ask her out.